Saturday, September 26, 2009

Hmph

I've decided that my mom doesn't spend enough time with me. I mean. Usually I have a few hours each morning to get some proper attention (after breakfast of course). But for the past few weeks mom has been running off for a whole half hour every morning! Can you believe it? A total waste if you ask me. And she comes back all tired and then wastes even more time in that flowing water box room (funny human grooming rituals)!

So I've decided to protest! Over the past few days I've come up with several very clear messages (at least I think so). First I destroyed a roll of toilet paper. It was initially just a message thing but it actually turned out to be pretty fun to rip it up. I may have to revisit that as a potential toy later. It's still not nearly as entertaining as my mouse toy though since it's smells so nice. My mom says it's because of catnip. Which I liiiike.

Right. Anyways. So they toilet paper thing didn't work though. She just laughed and threw away all the pieces. So this morning I upped the ante. I went into the non-mom room to try and find something to play with. I don't normally go in there unless I smell food or am trying to get mom's attention since I know she doesn't like me to go in there. Another person lives there and she's ok but certainly isn't my mom. But I've found that going in there practically assures attention. Can we say score~. So I found this funny little food like thing. I say 'like' since it only vaguely smelled like it could have been food maybe a long long time ago. I tried to eat it, I really did, but it tasted pretty nasty so I just chewed it for giggles and left the mess on my bed (not my mom's bed, I wasn't feeling quite that ornery). Turns out it was something called a 'dog biscuit'. Heh. If that's what the dogs outside are eating no wonder they're always barking. I'd be meowing like crazy if I had to eat that crap. At any rate my campaign hasn't been too successful so far but I will prevail!

In other news, I love saturdays! Mom doesn't leave and I can sleep in peace all day long. Mmm, saturday.

~雪アウト!

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Greetings.

Greetings All. My name is Tsukishiro Yukito. You got it. I'm from the Caribbean (Grenada to be precise) but my mom is rather... eccentric and gave me a Japanese name. Something about my eyes I think. Or my 'split' personality that she keeps going on about. Hmph. I still don't know what she means by that. I mean, sometimes I want to play and sometimes I want to sleep. It's a simple as that.

Anyways.

I've started sneaking on her computer when she's off doing whatever it is that she does every day even though she clearly should be hear petting me. I honestly can't think of anything that's more fun or important.

At any rate, I'm going to go backwards a bit and see if I can't chronicle this whole thing from the beginning. I've only been in my new home with my new mom for a little over a month but it's like a whole new world and I don't want to forget a bit of it. This internet thing is great for that yes?

それじゃ、よろしくおねがいします!ああバイよ! <-I'm learning Nihongo!
~雪